In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it
i drew pigeon some papaya to eat
I drew pigeon a friend
he brings kiwi
crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest
robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there
can greg come too?
When you turn your hot ass car on in the summer and scorching AC comes on
Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
Oder Manuel Neuer
Nope! Chuck Testa
Janelle Monae attends the 2018 BET Awards at Microsoft Theater on June 24, 2018 in Los Angeles, California.
Aisha dee at NYC Pride 🌈
photos from @neoacidic
vote for aisha and the bold type at the teen choice awards
justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave
9 year old me:
idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime